smoothies, pelvises, assholes (in that order)

today was......interesting.
i've gotten back a few midterm grades- D in chem, C in latin and A- in english- so that was kind of a downer.
so to make up for it i headed over to see kevvy!!! (aka my portugese teddy bear)

we went over to a local ice cream place to get smoothies first, which was fun- especially since we almost knocked over a painting and a table and broke through a window while eating.
after that we skipped over to my modern class where i had the CRAZIEST ab cramps from the smoothies and laughing like a maniac at inside jokes...this was only aggravated by the 70 crunches we had to do D;
our teacher keeps talking about using our pelvises more and i think some of the advice is starting to manifest itself in my dancing, which is nice. i walked out to find kevin sprawled out hobo-like on the sofa out front of the changing rooms :D

so then we went over to babysit at my church...they needed people and i'd volunteered, so i figured why not bring a friend to help out.

except i guess i forgot about the fact that, in my church, everybody has a stick up their ass and putting your hand on somebody's shoulder means you wanna get in their pants.

i mean really....kevin (who is gay folks.....GAY....and it's kinda obvious after you talk to him...) pats me on the shoulder twice and the pastor's coming in to lecture us because he "knows we're a couple" (i quickly corrected him a little rudely) and doesn't want us to act "like a couple in front of the kids".
because even though i've known these people for ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS, they think i'm gonna be sitting on somebody's lap or letting them put their hands down my pants. in front of FIVE YEAR OLDS.

i don't know. if you wanna be an asshole and make rude, inconsiderate and downright insulting assumptions about somebody, go ahead and do it. maybe i'm overreacting, but i've given over 10 years of my life to this place and for them to think something like that about me....well i'm a little steamed to be honest.

i'm just looking forward to the day when i'm rich and successful and i can come back and shove it in the faces of everybody who's ever thought they were better than me. who's laughing now?


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also-
me and kevin as a couple = HIRARIOUS!